OVER THE HILL TEST
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Answer the following questions true or false:

You can sing in the bathroom while brushing your teeth?
Your cat naps turned into hibernations?
Does the morning after last all day?
Is a night out followed by a day in?
Does your back go out more than you do?
Does computing your age demand advanced calculus?
Do your social security card and your age have the same number of digits?
Have you joined a health club but are too tired to drive there?
Is caution the only thing you exercise?
Do you look at clocks and envy their regularity?
When you have a choice of two temptations, do you choose the one that will get
you home earlier?
Is your idea of exercise a good brisk sit?
Do you get winded playing cards?
Has everything started to wear out, fall out or spread out?
Are you considering the purchase of a nerf bowling ball?
Do you start more than three sentences a day with, "back when..."?
Does "life in the fast lane" refer to the express check-out at the grocers?
Is today the tommorrow you worried about yesterday?
Is bingo your favorite contact sport?
Have you received a birthday card from the president?
Have you been contacted by the people from Guiness Book of World Records?

Test Results:
1 - 5 true - You are probably Lying...
6- 10 true - Coming of age...
11-15 true - Experiencing Mid-Life crisis
16-19 true - Fading Fast
20 True - No longer with us....