Subject: Let's Go Hunting! A BILL to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of ATTORNEYS SS 370.00 370.01 Any person with a valid Texas State Rodent or Armadillo hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes. 370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. 370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash. 370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a 370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH!", "AMBULANCE!", or 370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes, or Porsche dealerships. 370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals, or brothels. 370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to 370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 370.10 Bag Limits per day: Yellow-Bellied Sidewinders 2 Two-Faced Tortfeasors 1 Back-Stabbing Divorce Litigators 3 Horn-Rimmed Cut-throats 2 Minutiae-Advocating Chickens#!ts 4 Honest Attorneys Protected (Endangered Species)