Subject: JOE'S LOST EYE!

                 JOE'S LOST EYE
OLD JOE (93) A GOOD OLD FRIEND BY MISTAKE SWALLOWED ONE NIGHT HIS
GLASS EYE WHAT WAS STANDING ON THE NIGHSTAND BESIDES HIS BED.
UPON AWAKENING HE COULD NOT REMEMBER WHAT HE HAD DONE WITH IT SO
HE USED HIS SPARE.  TWO DAYS LATER OLD JOE BECAME CONSTIPATED AND ME
BEING HIS BEST FRIEND GAVE HIM A QUART OF CASTOR OIL AND A HANDFULL
OF LAXATIVE TABLETS TO NIBBLE ON.  TO NO AVAIL SO I BROUHT OLD JOE TO
GOOD DOC GEORGE HAMBONE WHO TOLD JOE TO GET ON THE TABLE BELLY DOWN
SO HE COULD TAKE A LOOK AND FIND THE OBSTRUCTION.  AFTER A WHILE OLD
JOE ASKED " SEE ANYTHING DOCTOR?   NOT YET WAS THE REPLY.
THAT'S FUNNY SAID OLD JOE " I CAN SEE YOU " !!