Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary
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Artery..................The study of Paintings
Bacteria................The back door of the cafeteria
Barium..................What Doctors do when Patients die
Bowel...................A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan................Searching for Kitty
Cautarize...............Made eye contact with her
Colic...................A sheep dog
D & C...................Where Washington is
Dilate..................To live long
Enema...................Not a friend
Fester..................Quicker
Genital.................Not a Jew
G.I. Series.............Soldier ballgame
Hangnail................Coat hook
Impotent................Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane
Morbid..................A higher offer
Nitrates................Cheaper than day rates
Node....................Was aware of
Outpatient..............A person who fainted
Papsmear................A fatherhood test
Pelvis..................Cousin to Elvis
Postoperative...........A letter carrier
Recovery Room...........A place to do upholstery
Rectum..................Dang near killed 'em
Seizure.................Roman Emperor
Tablet..................A small table
Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the airport
Tumor...................More than one
Urine...................Opposite of you're out
Varicose................Nearby
Vein....................Conceited