Something To Make You Go  "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
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One  day  this  fellow  goes  to  the  doctor  because it hurts whenever he
"touches" himself.
The doctor said "show me where it hurts."
The man touched several places on his body, and said they all hurt.

The  doctor then ordered the shocked man to disrobe so he could examine him
more closly.

After completing his medical exam, the patient waited, in pain, not looking
forward to the disgnoses.


The doctor returned several minutes later and said.
"Well  young  man,  I  have checked you all over and found that you have a
BROKEN FINGER!"