A man owned a parrot and for five years, it refused to talk. He tried every-
thing. He read books on the subject. He bought long-playing albuns so the bird
could repeat the words. Nothing helped.
Disgusted, he took the caged bird and started back to the pet store. As he
crossed the street, a car was coming at him. The bird yelled..."Look out!" The
car hit the guy. And the bird said to a passerby...How do you like that? For
five years he wanted me to talk, and when I finally said something, he didn't
even listen!