I'M TIRED
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  YES,  I'M TIRED!  For years I've been blaming it on middle age,  iron-
  poor  blood,  lack of vitamins,  air pollution,  saccharin,   obesity,
  dieting,  underarm odor, ring-around-the-collar, assorted viruses, and
  other maladies.

  But  now  I  find it ain't that!   I'm tired because  I'm  overworked!
  Here' why:

  The population of this country is 200 million.  84 million are retired
  and 75  million are in school, which leaves 41 million to do the work.
  Of these,  36.8  million are employed by the government and 4  million
  are in the armed forces,  which leaves 200,000 to do the work.   There
  are 188,000  in hospitals, which leaves 12,000 to do the work.   There
  are 11,998 in prisons, which leaves just two people to do the work ---
  you and me.  And you're sitting there reading this.

  No wonder I'm tired !!!!!!!!!!